Forced myself to go to work today after missing two days for Ebola. Not much happened. Well except for when I took out this woman's tracheostomy tube to clean it and she coughed brown shit out of the hole in her neck all over my arm. That was fun.

Do you guys ever feel like Doogie Howser when your updating your blog?

Got a letter in the mail from USI saying that my graduation shit will not be finalized until Castle sends them my high school transcripts saying that I graduated from there. What the fuck. Didn't they need that to accept me four years ago? Well it looks like I will be making a visit to our old stomping grounds tomorrow. While I'm at it, Is there anyone you guys want to kick in the throat while I'm there? Besides Mr. Allen.

I would also like to know how Dustin's show went last night. And I feel like a total pud for not going! Super sorry.

Wish I didn't have to work this weekend so I could go to Harpole's with Ginger (she turned 21 on Monday). It's thunder weekend and it's supposed to be awesome. :(

I get paid tomorrow. Well technically tonight around 9:00 when the hospital turns in our checks. So now I get to pay off the $172.83 debt (yeah I'm serious) in my checking account before the bank clears all my checks and notices. Plus I have to pay my dad back $200.00. So maybe I won't be buying all that awesome shit that I have been daydreaming about.

Two of Cindy's sons "moved out" a couple days ago and I kinda feel like a bitch for yelling at them about the cereal. When it all comes down to it, I really liked coming home to a bunch of people. It made things much more interesting that coming home and watching the rest of Dr. Phil. Oh well. Fuck it.

I realized how awesome you guys are and how much I can't stand that most of you are moving so far away. And how much I really wished I would have spent more time with you. And how easy it will be for us to all lose touch with each other. And 10-15 years down the road see each other at a restaurant with our families and children and say "Hi" and awkwardly try to catch up. That would totally suck!

So anyway... sorry for not being as good of a friend as I could have been.

Well I guess that's it.

Hotel Motel Holiday Inn

So my weekend was rather eventful. I left for Bloominton Friday afternoon. Got into a wreck in Bloomfield. A white camaro without break lights stopped suddenly in front of me. So I tried to stop and went around him only to find two huge dogs running across the interstate. So I hit one of them and then got rear-ended. Didn't notice any damage until I got to Liz's. Fuck it. Hung out with Liz and Raedy. Went to La Charreada. Had a mucho marga-retard Yummy. Got a small alien. Went to see Hulk that night with Liz, JD, and Chris. Not bad not bad. Watched the IU porn. Could someone comment to this and leave the name of that porn. I know someone who is interested in buying a copy. Saturday I participated in Liz's study. Ate more, watched more movies. Chris came back from someone's wedding. Then pussed out and went to sleep. Went home Sunday afternoon without getting to see any of you pixy ass bitches that I call my friends. Just kidding. Had a good ride home with a wonderful soundtrack provided by Liz. Thank you so much for going totally out of your way and saving me so much time and money. I really appreciate your thoughtfulness!!!!!
Hmmm then I went to work on Monday with a horrible earache and a sore throat. Looked down my throat with my awesome penlight to see:
1) a swollen tongue with blood coming out of pores that I didn't know existed.
2) white patches all over my huge tonsils.
3)a black spot on my left tonsil.
4) brown stuff that I coughed up.

What the hell. Do I have Ebola now? Note that I just got finished with my antibiotics on Friday from Strep throat. I guess I just pissed it off. So I went to the doctor today and called myself off work. Got more antibiotics and a threat that if this doesn't go away that I will be sent to an ENT doctor to get my tonsils ripped out.

So now I'm stewing in my room in order to prevent any more fights with my housemates that seem to think that this is a hotel. Somone ate all of my fucking cereal. I woke up this morning not really wanting cereal until I saw the box in the trash. And then one of Cindy's sons bitched at me for waking him up to early when I kicked the couch really hard to ask him where the fuck my cereal was. Are you serious? No one told or asked you to move in here. You have your own fucking room at your grandma's house. You fucking ungrateful piece of shit. My dad cannot pay for me, my uncle, cindy, her 3 sons, and 3 dogs. Him and I are the only one's that have jobs. Cindy gets shitty everytime my dad says that he has no money. He doesn't. Get a goddamn job and pay for your own cigarettes and vet bills. shit. I think dad is going to go on strike, he mentioned only buying $30 worth of groceries next week. Since he got food 2 days ago and the boys came home with the munchies and ate it all last night.

Well I better go stomp around the house and slam more doors.

word up

Just wanted to let you guys know that Kent and Samantha had their baby yesterday. His name is Ashton Alexander and he is fucking precious.
In other news I would REALLY like to know who all is going to Liz's and when. So let me know. NOW.
Peace Love And Hoes

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by twice

Nothing much going on. Hung out with everyone at Chris' Grad Party. But if you want details go to Liz's site. Speaking of Liz, I have decided to go to B'ton this weekend. That's if I'm still invited. I was just wondering who all is going and when and if anyone wants to ride with me or whatever. Oh and I still have to tell you that story, but I'm sure Stacey told you...but she might have fucked up the details. I'm sure. But anyway, Liz you should definitely email me the directions or an address. I WOULD EXTREMELY APPRECIATE YOU GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I love being a bitch.
Well I guess that's it. Holla!

I Smoke My Hydro On The Dee-lo

Hey everybody. I have returned. Sorry it took me so damn long to update. I have had a bunch of shit going on. And I would like to explain in full detail but I fear that certain people may have this address, so you will just have to ask me in person. It has a lot to do with why I haven't updates. But anyways....

I have started as a nurse resident. Trying to convince my dad that I don't need to live with him "until I get married off." He seriously thinks that it would be beneficial for me to stay at least 3 more years. Bleh. I want to get out of here so bad I can taste it. With my first paycheck I am going to start buying stuff for my house. YAY! Let's see what else has been going on....

Went to Corinne's grad party last weekend. Speaking of, Am I invited to Chris' Grad Party? Some one call me about that! Oh and I saw Dustin(not Toni's boyf--I think Liz would be the only person who would know who I am talking about, so I guess the rest of this story is for you). Apparently Marc is back in Kokomo living with Al and working with guards there. Also Dustin is convinced that Marc is in love with him and trying to look like him. He also referred to him as a "fucking faggot" in several conversations. Also Jarrod and Dustin are planning on starting their own business and then on the side, Jarrod and Brad are going to start their own real estate business. hehehehheheheh. I just thought that was interesting.

I have been thinking a lot about some weird things lately while I'm in my car....

1) Why do I always have to be at the front of traffic? I seriously will weave through traffic until I'm in the front.
2)When I am at the front and stopped at a light, I get this scary feeling that I have suddenly become red-green colorblind and am not sure if the light is red or green so I wait until the cars in the lane next to me start to drive off.
3)I'm convinced that when I drive under a street light as it is burning out, that it's some bad omen.
4)This is the most fucked up...I think about how easy it would be to cause a huge pileup on the Lloyd just by barely swurving into the other lane. I don't do it, but the thought crosses my mind a lot.

Does anyone else have these thought?!?!

I think I might be going to Harpole's tonight. My best nursey friends are moving to Cinci a week from today. :( I have so fun hospital stories....

No names will be used to assure the confidentiality of the people involved...
1) A rather large lady came in through the ER after a car wreck. She was complaining of back pain. An x-ray was done. The results showed a calcified baby in her abdomen. She had become pregnant 3 years ago and due to some disease process the baby become part of her body. I guess she didn't think to question the fact that she hadn't had a period for 3 years.
2) A man came in through the ER convulsing. It looked like he was having alcohol withdrawal seizures. Well it turns out that this man had a dildo stuck up his ass and it was up too far to pull it out. His friends were the ones that called the ambulance because he was too embarrased. Get this...this dildo had been running for over 24 hours. All I have to say is... hook me up with some of those batteries!!

Well that's probably it.
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