HEY...WHAT SMELLS LIKE UPDOG?

7.22.2003

morally deficient
Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent
family values makes you dangerous, but we can
count on some right wing nutter blowing you up
if you become too high profile.


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YAY! That was fun. Hope the picture shows up.
Anyway...so life is going okay...but really fast though. Went to work today. Got to stick a huge needle in some lady's chest. pretty cool.

About 3 months ago, Cindy and I bought a puzzle. It's neat. It's like a global view of the continents. And inside of each puzzle piece are like 3 other random pictures. It's crazy. So last night we stayed up until midnight and finally finished it. And after every piece we found, we would say that phrase that Neil Diamond says that Jack Black yells a lot in Saving Silverman...."Komineeyayhaaaa." I guess that's how it's spelled. Anyway so that was a huge accomplishment and also proof that I am the hughest dork in the world.

A couple nights ago I was watching VH1 and I saw this video for a new (I guess) Fountains of Wayne song, titled "Stacey's Mom" and the lyrics are as follows (but not in any particular order)...
~ Stacey's mom's got it goin' on ~
Well I can't remember the other lyrics, but the song is about Stacey's boyfreind being in love/lust with her mom. So watch out Stacey... not sure if I trust this one. It's so fucking hilarious if you picture Stace's mom dancing around half naked on a table, well you just have to see the video.

Speaking of...Stacey I read that you have high blood pressure...I want details!!!!

I am super psyched about camping. Stacey, I guess you need to post your birthday present list.

Well I guess that's it.

Komineeyayhaaaaaaaaaa

7.17.2003

Big Balla Motha Fucka

Well I know I haven't posted in awhile and here's why... I had to study for my board's exam and I didn't want to bring it up anymore just in case I didn't pass it, so I was hoping that no one would remember. Well I passed it and have been a registered nurse for 6 days. Crrrrrrrrazy!
Nothing has really changed here. I got to hang to out with Liz and JD. I spent a bunch of money on random shit at Target. Then we went to Borders. And I really forgot how good Los Bravos was. I recently had a argument with someone about how nasty it was. It was so good. And damn good margaritas. Mmmmmhmmmm. Yummmmmmm.
Went to the Ears-nose-throat doctor a couple days ago. They will be taking my tonsils out on August 20th. Write it down so you can visit me during that week. Probably not the first day though. I'll be on some major drugs.
I am super psyched about camping. I will be bringing a bra to match every tank top I wear. But hopefully my work schedule won't change due to my surgery. I sure hope not!
I have my final in my Healthcare Finance class tonight. I hate that damn class. It is so fucking boring. Well I think that's it.
God Im boring.
Holla

7.02.2003

... Makes me want a hot dog reeeeeeeal bad

been a pretty busy week so far....
Worked all weekend. Monday was my sister's 11th birthday. Had to crash her party because my mother disinvited me. She said that I was a horrible daughter and not to come to the party because Alex wouldn't want me there anyway...all because I couldn't go with her to the St. Mary's company picnic. Geez. So I went, after I bought Alex a bunch of clothes with my old navy card. I feel justified in keeping her in decent clothes due to the fact that my clothes were horribly remedial at her age. They were ungodly awful. anyway... My mom is also mad that I won't go with her to St. Louis this weekend for 4th of July. I just feel like that is a holiday that I always spend with friends, but it is starting to look like that isn't going to happen. I heard that some people are going to Louisville, but I don't see that working for me. My boards exam is in 9 days, well 8 now. And I have to study as much as possible. I have to!!!
Just got off work. The good ol' evening shift. I get an extra 15% for working evenings. bad ass.
damn i thought i had more to talk about....Oh Gwen lost her first baby tooth today. Awwwwwww. I know.. cute little puppy teeth.
Well i guess that's it.
Night night