YAY Chris has a blog!!!! Nothing really going on. At clinicals today, a 7 month old little boy puked on my crotch and down my leg. I was feeding him his bottle. He started coughing, I sat him up. And he totally barfed on my crotch. It was so freaking gross!
Oh JD, sorry I didn't mention anything about your blog story. It was awesome. I think I might have gotten moist! Very impressive. You might be able to make some money off that.
Well i guess that's it. Later

Just some quick news....
Justin Lance and his girlfriend Coral had their baby yesterday evening (6:49 pm). It's a girl, her name is Sophia. She weighs 6 lb., 10 oz. She is 20 inches long. Head circumference of 13 inches. Ummmm let's see Oh the labor was only 4 hours long. Yeah I know "only?" She is beautiful. A little peanut.

Oh and guys, Bad Boys II is coming out this summer. Be there or be square!
Smooches!

Helloo
Had a pretty busy weekend... Friday I went to this restaurant called Lorenzo's with Matt and his parents. I didn't even know it existed. It's a bistro, really cute. But don't eat the crab cakes. grrrrrrrross. Bleh. Saturday was Matt's 23rd birthday. His parents got him a leahter jacket from Wilson's. It's dark brown with white stripes up the sleeves. I convinced him that it was hideous and we took it back. I got him stuff for his Game Cube and a tire. We went to Breaker's, where I proceeded to babysit my boyfriend for the next three hours. There was some cover band there. Euphany was their name, i think. Their lead singer sounded like Billy Corgan choking himself. They made Matt get on stage and sing a Weezer song. Some lady was selling $5 roses, Matt bought me one after I threatened to leave. Was pretty bored and had a horrible headache. When we left, he started yelling and making fun of some girl. I had to talk my way out of a fight with this girl and a bunch of her friends. One of Matt's friends convinced us to go to Steak and Shake. I thought this was a good idea. Matt could probably use food in his stomach. Well we go in and wait to be seated. Matt sees fraternity letters on some guy's jacket and proceeds to yell about how much they suck. Matt used to be in a fraternity when he was at ISU. We finally get seated and order our food. Matt continuallly passes out on my shoulder. When our food comes, he tries to eat his fries with a spoon and doesn't understand why this is funny. He also thinks it is necessary to say "woof" every time a waitress walks by. I leave for one second to go to the bathroom. The stall door opens while I'm in mid-pee. I couldn't catch it in time, so I just prayed that no one would come in. I go back to the table , note I was only gone for 45 seconds at the most, Matt has knocked over his friend's huge ass glass of water all over the floor. So I'm all "that's it, we are leaving!" . So while I'm paying, Matt falls asleep at the counter. I basically had to carry him to the car. The entire ride home he tries to convince me that it is a great idea for him to try to give ME head while I'm driving. I ignored him till he passed out again. Finally got him to bed. Sunday was the Super Bowl. Yay Bucc's!!! I even bought little Hershey footballs. Well i better go, Passions is coming on. See ya.

"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools." -Martin Luther King, Jr.

If your a pimp and you know you don't love dem hoes, when you get on the flo', nigga throw dem bows!
Worked like a bitch today. I never want to work in a hospital when I get done with all this college bullshit. Bleh. So today is my dad's birthday! It's Andy Long's also. Happy Birthday to all!! We ate dinner at the table tonight. We haven't done that in a long time. It was awesome. I'm not really that pissed at my dad anymore, but I could still use someone telling me that I was justified!

Lance (puppy) found one of Elaina's old pacifiers under her bed and has now turned it into his new chew toy. He walks around with it in his mouth. It's so hilarious.

Guess what?!?!?!? I got a letter from the vice president of USI. I'm on the Honor's list. This probably doesn't mean anything to anybody reading this. I'm sure you all have gotten plenty of those letters.... Well I rock! So suck it.

In your fly ass boots or yer open toes, when you get on the flo', nigga throw dem bows

Ta Ta

T & A

I'm back. Nothing too great going on. I'm super pissed that I can't go to Bloomington this weekend. Besides seeing Chris do his belt test (which i'm sure he'll do great!), I wanted to see some porn! Oh and I wanted to see you guys too! Anyway so I'm going to do some ranting...Yeah so this Saturday is my Dad's birthday (the big 4-0), today is Elaina's birthday. Ok for those of you who don't know, Elaina is my dad's X-girlfriend daughter. Well she calls him Dad, and he basically thinks he is. I mean he knows he is not her biological father, but he feels like he should take responsibility since her father doesn't want anything to do with her. Which that is awesome. My dad is a great guy and I love him for doing this, but geez. So for her birthday my dad got her a TV. She just turned 4. What the hell. It's bigger than mine and it has a VCR built in. Am I being a jealous bitch? Seriously she barely comes over here and the TV is to stay here in her room. Well my dad's explanation is ... "well she really likes movies." Why can't she just watch movies on the other TV's we have here? Grrrrrr. Also my dad comes in to show me pictures from Christmas. Out of the 27 exposures, about 20 were pictures of her. Our refrigerator is covered in pictures of her and my report card got moved to put up a picture that she had colored. That was the best report card I have had since the 4th grade and it was moved from the refrigerator for some scribbles. Whatever. I just can't wait to get out of here .I'm sure I could now, but that means working a hell of a lot more and probably end up being a third year senior at USI, pretty pathetic huh? Ahhhh that feels much better to just get that off my chest.

So clinicals have started. I'm on the Pediatric floor, AGAIN. Not too bad, just a little boring. I did get to take care of an adorable 1 year old boy. Ok so to explain the T & A comment.... My professor keeps on referring to Tonsillectomy and Adenoidectomy as T & A and has no idea why everybody started giggling. Ass and titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties, ass and titties..... hahahahha

Oh stace, that socks comment was not referring to you or anybody who might wear unmatched socks. I just hate when I go to put socks on and find them to be totally different socks, or better yet... socks with holes annoy me too.

Ok has anybody noticed that gray box that pops up when you try to get to this site? What does "Unterminated String Constant" mean? It's pissing me off!!!!!!

Fuck it. Love you guys!!!!

Forgot to put this with my last post...

Ok here is my response to the quiz thing from Stacey's site:

10 bands you have seen live:
1. Incubus
2. Eminem
3. Ludacris
4. Perfect Circle
5. STP
6. Green Day
7. Violent Femmes
8. Tool
9. X-ecutioners
10. Bunch of randomness at X fest

9 favorite songs at this moment:
1. Fleetwood Mac - Go your own way
2. Tori Amos - Pandora
3. Luda - Throw dem bows
4. Bjork - Bachlorette
5. Justin Timberlake - Cry me a River
6. Incubus - Certain Shade of Green
7. Deftones feat. Maynard - Passenger
8. Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence (Don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band)
9. Mazzy Star - Fade into you

8 things I do everyday:
1. have a headache
2. make to do lists, even writing things I have already done so that I can cross something off.
3. CLEAN
4. fantasize about unrealistic goals
5. sing loud in my car
6. play on the computer
7. sleep
8. eat

7 movies I could watch again and again:
1. Moulin Rouge
2. The Goofy Movie
3. Half - Baked
4. The Little Mermaid
5. Big Lebowski
6. Fight Club
7. Legends of the Fall

6 things that annoy me:
1. When street lights burn out when I drive under them
2. my feet itch when I'm trying to sleep
3. mismatched socks
4. being poor
5. puddle of mudd
6. John Edward's Crossing Over replaced Ricki Lake

5 things I touch daily:
1. cell phone
2. cigarettes
3. remote
4. keys
5. lip gloss

4 people I spend the most time with:
1. Matthew
2. Corinne
3. Nick
4. Ginger

3 things I'm looking forward to:
1. graduating college
2. paying off loans
3. living by myself

2 things I wear everyday:
1. watch
2. perfume

1person I could spend the rest of my life with:
1. That would be really lonely, but if I was forced to pick... I would go with my dad. Unless I'm supposed to pick an intimate partner.. I would go with Marshal Mathers. :)

Yeah so I think I have written more that enough. Hopefully this will hold ya'll over. Later!!!

The Beginning of the End

Yeah so today was my first day back to school since last semester. Nothing too exciting. I had to be at class at 9 am. So I set my alarm for 7:30, thinking that will give me enough time to hit the snooze a couple times and slowly stumble around my room to get dressed. Nope, I wake up and am all What? What? What's going on? What's that fucking noise? I then turn off my alarm and go back to sleep. I hear Lance (cute puppy staying at our house) bark and I open my eyes around 8:30. I should be leaving my house for class. Well I eventually get my shit together and get to class around 9:30, while the class was taking a break. So it didn't really look obvious that I fucked up. I sit down to find out that I'm an hour late. Class started at 8:30, not 9:00. I'm sure it looked really good to my nursing professors, since this is the class that I'm re-doing from last year. Nothing like giving it the ol' college try. After that I worked out and watched Passions. Why do they talk so fucking much?!?!?! It's starting to drive me nuts. Antonio needs to die. So do TC, Eve, Liz, Grace, Beth's mother, Reese, Rebecca, and Simone. Fox and Teresa should hook up. Ethan needs to be pissed about it. The old Chad should come back and be with Whitney. Beth should drug Louis some more and make him take off his shirt. blah blah blah.

Last night was Nick's birthday. We played Cranium and watched what seemed like a 4 hour long DVD of Margaret Cho stand up comedy. She is pretty funny, but hell. I got to see Kyle, Scott, Mark, and Corinne. That was cool.

OMIGOD Justin Timberlake is on the cover of Rolling Stone's January issue. I seriously got a little moist just looking at it.
yeah so that's it for now

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT so i took more than a day to reply again. I'm sorry. So last night was Mike Flaherty's going away party. He is going back to the army for three years. So by the time I get there, everyone is trashed and singing karaoke. This is the fancy shit with the teleprompter words on the screen thing. Their choices ranged from Bootylicious to Hero. Kelly can you handle this, Michelle can you handle this, Beyonce` can you handle this? I don't think you can handle this. WOOOOooooooooo. Nothing really excited happened. Pretty boring actually. Bored myself retarded. Bout as boring as this post. I'm not making you read it.

So my mom talked me into going to church with her today. We went to Bethel Stadium...Temple I mean. I used to go there when I was little and my grandmother was my sunday school teacher. It's nothing like it used to be, It's soooooooo contempo-mod, as my grandmother would say. It's really flashy now. There are bright purple,pink, and blue lights everywhere. The baptism tub thing is hidden behind a wall that moves aside. The tub then portrudes out of the wall. It's pretty crazy. They need some pyrotechnics, a big sign hanging on the back wall... reading JESUS ROCKS, and the pastor being lowered from the ceiling wearing leather and full face paint. Well all in all it wasn't so bad. I actually got a lot of things out of it. Weird I know.

Well that's basically it. Tomorrow is the beginning of a new semester. Hopefully I get it right this time. But ten years down the road no one is going to care about how long it took you to get out of college. They are just going to care that you went, especially if you are my family. Ok well I better go.

So I'm sure all of you out there are glad that I finally did this (Stacey). I finally got around to starting a blog!! YAY!! Yeah so I'll start off with saying that I had a great time with everyone over Christmas Break. More with some than I had expected. It just makes me realize how much I miss you all when you are away! OK so now I'm going to jump into the normal blogger routine:
A couple of days ago, Corinne and I rented The Sweetest Thing with uh Cameron Diaz and Christina Applegate. It was actually pretty good. I have watched it two days in a row now. Yeah sure I know it didn't look very good in the previews, but I was laughing the whole time. And not because it was OH That Sucked So Bad funny. So what I'm trying to say is I recommend it.
A month ago, one of the balls on my belly button ring fell off. So I took the whole thing out, not thinking anything of it. I take it out all the time and it's been pierced for almost five years now. So I find the ball in the bathroom. After cleaning it, I tried to put it back in without any success. I was unequivocally pissed off . :) . I even tried to lube it up. No luck. So I went to the tattoo/piercing place last night to have them put it back in. Well to get it back in, they were going to have to stretch it with a taper, which does exactly what its name implies. It looks like a nail, starts off very small and gets bigger and bigger in diameter. Yeah so I have had this done before like two years ago, so that I could get a bigger ring. So I wasn't really worried. Well not until the piercer guy comes up and says that he is with an orientee who will be doing the stretching. So I thought about it and said OK. I mean you need to start somewhere. And this world will be a sad place without more fucking piercers. Especially when piercing your arm skin becomes a huge trend. So I say fuck it and the dude tries three fucking times and almost pierces me in a different spot. It hurt so much. So the other guy takes over and does it with ease. He was so gentle. I wonder if he was single. Kidding Kidding.
Yeah so I bet you were hoping that story to end with a bigger finish, but sorry... that's all I've got. Well I'll be back to post more tomorrow when hopefully something much cooler happens!