HEY...WHAT SMELLS LIKE UPDOG?

3.19.2006

Hello? Is It Me You're Looking For?

Today I'm off work and Jim isn't. So I get to pee with the door open and make bodily noises and not have to act like I'm embarrased. I love Jim so much, until my limbs go numb. But it is nice to have a day to do nothing or everything alone. I'm still in bed, eating cereal (more on that later), and watching the True Hollywood Story on Lionel and Nicole Richie. Its pretty awesome. Drugs, Sex, and Rock and Roll.

Back to the cereal... Walmart has started selling Boo Berry and Frankenberry cereal again. I haven't been able to find these cereals for at least two years. They have always had Count Chocula, but who wants that shit. Bleh. So YAY, we stocked up and thats all I have eaten for the past 2 and half days.

Super Bride Sunday (that was like what almost 2 months ago?) kinda sucked. Ever since that day, I have been harrassed daily by vendors trying to sell me crap or wanting me to come pick up my secret prize after I listen to some 2 hour lecture about more shit that I should buy. That vacation that we "won" was really shady too. We listened to a 2 hour presentation about state of the art pots and pans that cost $4000.00. We just wanted the vacation. The sales-people got kinda shitty when Jim told them NO repeatedly. NO we dont cook. NO we dont like our food hot. NO we don't have a stove. I was a little embarrased, so I stared at the floor like a poor, little, disappointed wifie. We got out of there with a 3 day vacation that really didn't seem as great as we thought. There were a lot of hoops that we would have to jump through to make it work, so we gave up on it. What a waste of time.

We recently got a travel agent...and 2 days ago we booked our honeymoon. We are going on a 7 day, Western Caribbean, Carnival Cruise. Our boat is the Carnival Conquest. It will leave Galveston, Texas the morning after the wedding. We're going to Montego Bay, Grand Cayman, and Cozumel. YAY! A real vacation. Im so excited. But now I need to get a passport, but before that I need to get a copy of my birth certificate. boo...more work.

Has anyone seen Passions on the SCI-FI channel? Its on like 5 am on weekdays or something ...and its the really old shit. Like before Charity and her mother moved to Harmony and before Ethan (the first Ethan) knew Gwen. Crazy. And what about the current Passions...what happened to Fox? I hate new characters!!!!

Can't wait till this weekend! Its going to be a blast. I just love having everyone together. It rarely happens anymore. Its just nice to have people around to have real conversations with, you know that don't involve bowel movements and such.