HAIR NAPPY, BUT I'M HAPPY, POCKET FULLA DOUGH

Nothing really going on. Just thinking about studying.

Stace, I have a question... How did you know it was a guy? HEHEHEH Actually you are mostly right. It is kinda about a couple people that have been pissing me off lately. But whatever, I feel tons better. There is no reason to worry about what everyone else is doing. That causes stomach ulcers and heart attacks. All you can do is worry about yourself. At least I'm passing nursing and paying my own bills. Bleh

Hey you know what I just realized, I live in Evansville, I like movies, and I like IHOP. :)

One last thing, pretty funny actually. I had to give a presentation last night in Pharmacology over the detrimental effects of potassium chloride on the heart. BLAH BLAH BLAH. So she was calling our names of in alphabetical order to do our speeches. Well she gets to where my name should be, but procedes through to the H's. So I'm thinking sweet, she forgot about me. I'll just turn it in at the end of the class. She is seriously a dumbass, she wouldn't notice. So I'm chewing gum and playing with it and she calls my name. Shit! So I'm trying to get this gum off my hand. She keeps calling my name. I'm all..."hold up." The whole class is staring at me. So I try to put the gum on my water bottle, cause I don't want gum in my mouth while i'm speaking. It won't get off my fingers. I try everything and then I subconsciously stick it to this girl's book that is sitting next to me. It stays and I give my speech. I come back to my table and realize what I had done. Ewwww, I 'm so gross. But I still put it back in my mouth. The class saw that too. Well I thought it was funny.
Well I better go

GGGRRRR UGH SPIT

Okay I'm super pissed and need to rant. That's what this thing is for, right?

First of all, my comment link things on my blog are just showing up as "comment" and not showing the number of comments I have. Why is it doing this ?!?!?! I guess its not really that big of a deal, but it just makes me super pissed off. Just like that "Unterminated Strand Constant" thing that shows up when you try to go to my blog.

Second of all, I feel like I am working a lot harder at everything I do than other people (not speaking about anyone who actually reads this). I work my ass off at school (well I sortave have a good reason to) while some people sit around scratch themselves and don't even try. They still get more recognition than me. I realize that some people need to try harder at things that some people don't have to worry about. I am so much smarter that all those snotty poeple in my class, so why do I have to try so fucking hard. It is just driving me retarded. I seriously get so mad I could spit. Or when (and I know I don't work much, but I pay for all my bills except for rent) people get so behind on their bills, but don't really think twice about changing their lifestyle to make up for it. Like quit smoking, don't waste your money on beer and weed, find a job that pays better and gives you more hours, and get a cheaper fucking car. Or how about when it gets so bad that the bank puts a laminated red piece of paper on your car while you are at work that reads " your car will be reposessed if you don't gives us our money by this freaking date!" Or when you think that you can just come over and eat my food and smoke my cigarettes and watch arena football on my TV and act like you just didn't hear me when I talk to you. Or when you go out with friends saying that you won't drink because you are broke, but end up making everyone feel bad so that they buy you shit, when you know you can't afford to pay them back, because you still owe me $11. Or when people think that I want to hear every last fucking detail about shit that I really don't nned to hear about. Oh god I just went psycho, didn't I? I seriously do feel better.

Next, Stace, I'm sorry that all these freaking guys that flock around you are gay. I would be freaking out if I were you. But there is seriously someone out there for you who is going to realize how fucking kick ass you are. If I were a boy, I would be on that shit! :)

Fourth on my list, Liz, that sucks that you are going to be gone during my spring break. I need to watch some porno, soon. But good luck on deciding your grad school. Unless you have already decided. Then sweet. I will have somewhere way cooler than IU to visit! (unless you are staying there). Whatever.

Fifth, Toni, that thing on your blog where it constantly changes colors is really neat. I seriously stared at it for like three minutes.

Last but not least, I just finished an eight page paper. Go me!!!
Yay, well I guess that's it. Love you guys!
Deep Dish McGilicuddy

For those of you who have questioned my last post... I'm not going to be a grad student. I was poking fun at myself for being a 5th year student/ second year senior at USI, while others are going on to Grad school. It was just a joke. You all would have definitely heard by now if I was seriously going to Grad school. Just a sideways backward way of saying "God I'm still at USI, what a freakin' dumbass!"

Did a bunch of crap today. Went to grandparents for dinner, where I saw my little sister. My grandpa changed the oil in my car, but forgot to look at my brake light, so I'll probably put that off for another couple of months. Oh guess what...so my dad sold/gave my old car to his ex-girlfriend, Annie (Elaina's mom) like, shit I don't know, it was a while ago. She has already wrecked the fucking thing. I'm so pissed. She is always fucking shit up. Last time I checked, she didn't have a liscense or insurance. Stupid Beeeeeatch! Well I better go, I have to be at the hospital at 6:00 am. Night Night.

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all!!! You're someone I don't hate, don't have
to protect Stacey from, and don't want to shake
to death for being delusional!! Welcome to
reality! I'm sure you'll enjoy it here with the
rest of us who are ALSO not on Liz's Shit
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YAY! Now I think I'm going to go back and see what picture I get if I'm On her shit list! As usual, nothing going on. I hate winter right now. Took me 30 minutes to get home from work yesterday, when I live 5 minutes away. I almost had to push my car down my street, cause it seems that I was the only one to drive on it all freakin' day. I couldn't get up my not-steep-at-all driveway. And my windshield wipres froze on my way home. GRRRRR. But at least all classes before noon are cancelled. Too bad I have my pharmacology class tonight. I have a test in there and a presentation I haven't started yet. Oh Liz, Cindy and I talked my dad into getting a baby girl pug. We are going to name her Gwen. Get it? Lancealot and Gwenevere. Awwwwwww. Guess what guys, I thinked I have finally talked my dad into getting cable. Talk about stone age. He just now got a cordless phone. Well I better go, I need to find out if I'm going to be a graduate student next year or just a 5th year student. Love you guys!! Oh and thanks for the update on the pitt bull thing stace!

I got beat on "finger biscuit crotch yum" by some stupid website that said, and I'm totally serious..."your crotch looks so yummy I wanna sop it up with a biscuit." Not sure how finger fits in there. Oh well. Been pretty busy lately. There is something scandalous on the news about a pittbull in Fairfield, Illinois. Stacey find out the details for us on that. Had clinicals yesterday and today. Nothing exciting except for a when a Dr. pulled me aside and told me to help him pull some guy's chest tubes out. Chest tubes are these really long (3 ft maybe) flexible plastic tubes, about the diameter of a dime. When a patient has major surgery (open heart) that could result in some continuous bleeding they wait until after they sew the patient back up and then they put two or three puncture holes in the person's abdomen or chest. Then they violently shove these tubes in about a foot and suture them in. This helps facilitate drainage so not all that shit stays in the body. Well this guy was healed and ready to go home. So I go in there and we pull these bitches out while the guy is totally awake. Keep in mind that a whole foot of this tubing is in his body. You have to do it fast so that air can't get in the holes. So these huge plastic tubes fly out and I got blood all over my sleeve. I guess that wasn't as good of a story as I thought. Oh speaking of story... Liz was I Dash? And if so, why didn't I have any lines iny our screenplay? Oh and speaking of Hitler...Cindy's (dad's girlfriend) grandparents were related to Hitler. And speaking of practicing for having children...Liz you need to watch Milo and Otis. And speaking of Valentine's Day... don't shave your stuff cause you think it will be cute, it itches so bad that you can't walk. scratch scratch scratch. Found out this is a small fucking world Cindy's daughter lives with Ashley and Erica Giess (don't like) and Wade Cockrum and is really good friends with Bruce Nyugen (win) and Andy Thompson. And one of Cindy's sons lives with Ryan Williamson. And another one of her sons was Ginger's first kiss. And found out that Elaina is a total bitch (dad's ex's 4 yr old daughter). She came over and found Lance's (dog) binky and immediately threw it in the trash. So Cindy and I went to the new dollar store and bought him two more. Stupid Bitch. Then we watched American Idol in my room to get away from her. We single handedly got one of the girls to the semi-finals. We actually voted. hehehe. From three different phone lines. Well I guess that's it. I work this weekend and will be studying for a pharmacology test, so I wouldn't expect to see another post for a couple of days. Happy Valentine's Day my peachies!

Just wanted to make a change on one of my previous blogs. Kent and Samantha are having a boy. I have no idea why I put "girl". Oh well. So last night was fun. Hung out with Stacey and Kyle. Went to Buy Low and Hardee's. Stacey gave me some wonderful homemade chocolates. Yum. We were at the Hardee's in Newburgh just reminiscing (spelling?) about times past and eating breakfast food. After that we were going to Showplace Newburgh, driving on Bell Oaks Drive, when some car tries to pass me. I wasn't going slow or anything. I speed up and prepare to flick them off. A bright green car passes me and I make a horrible face mouthing "fuck you" with my middle finger sticking up. Yeah it was Sarah Bourdeau. I don't think she knew who was in my car. It was dark. I have a different car than the last time I have seen her. I just thought it was pretty funny. We watched Darkness Falls with Jeremy and Dustin. It was sooooooo bad, but soooooo free. Tip: Don't peek at the tooth fairy ghost or she will get super pissed and kill everyone when it gets dark, no matter how many teeth you have. Whatever. After that we met Toni at IHOP. We saw BISCUIT !!! He was helping our waitress bring out the food. He wouldn't make eye contact at all. Probably because Stace and I were pissing ourselves with laughter. In other news: I got the most awesome thing in the mail today!!! Thank you Liz!!! Well I guess that's it. I'm gonna do some more studying. Love you guys.

Superman Ain't Savin' Shit

Nothing really going on. Congratulations to Liz and Raedy for something that I'm sure is super awesome. I have a huge test on Monday and I've been studying sine Tuesday. I'm going to bend it over and fuck it in the ass. This is the class that I'm retaking. Today I met with the professor that teaches it and she's all "you've come a long way" blah blah blah. So I think I'll do pretty well after all. Went to Harpole's for the first time with some girls from nursing. They wore tank tops and sorority black pants. So I guess you can picture how my night went. Some guy was performing, I think it was Rich Hardesty. He sang some song about smoking weed and his girlfriend being a bitch or whatever. But guess who I saw...Tracey Wiable hahahahahahahahaha. Enough said. Well I'm gonna go shower so that I can hang out with Stacey. She likes it clean.

All the things you said, all the things you said, runnin' through me head, runnin' through my head, all the things you said. This is not ENNUUUUUUFFFFFFF!

That song has been in my head for a week. It's driving me retarded. seriously retarded. nothing really going on. Saturday I worked 12.5 hours. Then met my mother and her friends for dinner. It was her 40 th birthday. Sunday worked 8 hours and did a paper. Yesterday went to a seminar about Women and Heart Disease. Actually very interesting. You know that belief that one glass of wine per day is good for the heart. Well the active ingredient is the flavins found in the grapes. These flavins increase your HDL's (good cholesterol). Well here is the kicker: you can find all these flavins in a cup of grape juice. Nobody cares I'm sure.
You know what I find very interesting... I have had a brake light out for about 4 months. I actually think it is something with the wiring, but anyway... I'm really suprised how many people actually honk at me and inform me about the light. People around here aren't so bad. Of course I act like I had no idea and very thankful that they told me. That's what I'm gonna tell the cop when I get pulled over for this. Fuck it.
Oh some more baby news: Kent Boyer and Samantha found out that they will be having a girl. I think she is due some time this summer.
Well i better go. Smooches.