I got beat on "finger biscuit crotch yum" by some stupid website that said, and I'm totally serious..."your crotch looks so yummy I wanna sop it up with a biscuit." Not sure how finger fits in there. Oh well. Been pretty busy lately. There is something scandalous on the news about a pittbull in Fairfield, Illinois. Stacey find out the details for us on that. Had clinicals yesterday and today. Nothing exciting except for a when a Dr. pulled me aside and told me to help him pull some guy's chest tubes out. Chest tubes are these really long (3 ft maybe) flexible plastic tubes, about the diameter of a dime. When a patient has major surgery (open heart) that could result in some continuous bleeding they wait until after they sew the patient back up and then they put two or three puncture holes in the person's abdomen or chest. Then they violently shove these tubes in about a foot and suture them in. This helps facilitate drainage so not all that shit stays in the body. Well this guy was healed and ready to go home. So I go in there and we pull these bitches out while the guy is totally awake. Keep in mind that a whole foot of this tubing is in his body. You have to do it fast so that air can't get in the holes. So these huge plastic tubes fly out and I got blood all over my sleeve. I guess that wasn't as good of a story as I thought. Oh speaking of story... Liz was I Dash? And if so, why didn't I have any lines iny our screenplay? Oh and speaking of Hitler...Cindy's (dad's girlfriend) grandparents were related to Hitler. And speaking of practicing for having children...Liz you need to watch Milo and Otis. And speaking of Valentine's Day... don't shave your stuff cause you think it will be cute, it itches so bad that you can't walk. scratch scratch scratch. Found out this is a small fucking world Cindy's daughter lives with Ashley and Erica Giess (don't like) and Wade Cockrum and is really good friends with Bruce Nyugen (win) and Andy Thompson. And one of Cindy's sons lives with Ryan Williamson. And another one of her sons was Ginger's first kiss. And found out that Elaina is a total bitch (dad's ex's 4 yr old daughter). She came over and found Lance's (dog) binky and immediately threw it in the trash. So Cindy and I went to the new dollar store and bought him two more. Stupid Bitch. Then we watched American Idol in my room to get away from her. We single handedly got one of the girls to the semi-finals. We actually voted. hehehe. From three different phone lines. Well I guess that's it. I work this weekend and will be studying for a pharmacology test, so I wouldn't expect to see another post for a couple of days. Happy Valentine's Day my peachies!