I LOVE YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE

Well it's been 6 days since I have written last and I'm having trouble gathering the motivation to update. I can't even remember what happened yesterday, or even an hour ago.... oh wait... it's coming back to me...

Friday, I went to see the Matrix. And I wish I could tell you if I liked it or not, but I slept through it. I'm sure it was really good, and I'm not trying to imply that it was so boring that I couldn't stay awake, I was just really tired. Now I do remember Neo flying around like superman and I'm pretty sure that I have come to the conclusion that that was gay as hell.

Saturday, I went out with Keri, one of my nursey friends. We went to Fox and the Hound, where I saw the whole freaking graduating class of 99. One funny moment that sticks in my mind.... Keri's boyfriend graduated from Memorial in 98, so he likes to play the do you know so-n-so game... So Chris Crowley walks in and we have a little conversation about how he knows him blah blah blah. And then I proceed to tell him that in 5th grade I had the HUGEST crush on Chris and my best friend Heather Sanders,behind my back, gave him a rice crispee treat to go out with me. Just exchanging funny memories. Well Chris walks up and says Hi and then starts quietly talking to Nick (Keri's boyf). And later on I get filled in on the conversation...
Chris: Who is that girl sitting next to Keri? She's pretty hot.
Nick: uh Ashleigh. You know... from 5th grade? (snicker snicker)
Chris: Oh Shit... Hey Ashleigh What's up?

Pretty funny huh? So after that we went to Harpole's, which is such a blast on Saturdays. Half of it is booty dancing and the other half a live band, and then pool tables upstairs. I had so much fun. Watched Rob dance with a bunch of "fat chicks" on a dare. Sure wish Chris D was there! Remembered the next day that I danced to Mambo #5 with Keri and Nick (not on the dance floor) in front of a bunch of strangers, using such wonderful moves as the lawmower, the shopping cart, and the bus driver. Oh yeah and not to forget that one move where you grab your right ankle with your right hand and..well you get it i'm sure. So that was a pretty interesting night.

Sunday, I'm not sure what I did. Oh wait I watched the Hitler movie on CBS. The rest of it is on tonight after American Idol of course.

Yesterday I went to every freaking store in Evansville to find plain white flipflops. And ended up getting frustrated and buying $40 flipflops that I didn't really like. I wore them today to NCLEX review and hated life the entire day. So I took them back earlier and am thinking of ordering some off the internet. Oh this is random, but really funny. Yesterday during my NCLEX review lunch break, Keri and I went out to lunch, and while driving we are behind a yellow carpet cleaning van. On the back it reads (besides the carpet advertising crap) "REAL MEN LOVE JESUS." Which isn't that suprising, but then under that it says,"What if Jesus was aborted." What are you serious?!?!?!?!?!??! Then it says "Thank GOD He wasn't!" Where do these people come from. I don't think Mary had the means to have an abortion. I mean coat hangers weren't invented yet, and I'm sure Medicaid won't cover it. This was painted on the van and on the back window was a Harley Davidson sticker. People are so fucked up.

Well I guess that's it for now.
I'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball.