I have not done a damn thing in two days. I feel like such a lazy bitch. Yesterday, I stayed in bed all day. Then all of a sudden I felt like the house was suffocating me. Planned on driving to Kentucky or something, just to get out for awhile. I convinced Cindy to ride with means instead of leaving the state, we went to her daughter's house. She has a roommate named Liz, that apparently nobody likes. What a coincidence, huh? Liz, I'm kidding. Mmwa. So Cindy made a bunch of mean comments towards mean Liz, to pay her back for all the ones that mean Liz made towards Amy, until she went to her room. I felt kinda bad for her. Some of Amy's friends came over. One of them shared their Papa John's breadstick with me. I love Papa John's. Mmmmhhhmmmm. That reminds me. I went to my friends house the other day and passed a gas station named Daddy Low Bucks. I laughed for like 2 minutes. I have been trying to sign up for classes for a week and the damn site is still down. Is that an okay excuse for not finishing my Bachelor's? BLAH BLAH BLAH. Today has been just as useless. Went to clinicals. It was basically our last day, but I have to go tomorrow to make up a day that I missed. We didn't do a damn thing. I sat in the back room and watched The Osbourne's and walked aimlessly around the hospital. Then I came home and took a 3 hour nap and missed my little sister's tonette concert at school. For those of you who didn't go to elementary school in E'ville, a tonette is a cheap plastic little instrument that you have to play in the 4th grade. My only memories of it are playing hot cross buns through my nose. Anyway so I guess that will be all. Oh I think it would be a good time to post my favorite joke ever, even though all of you have heard it and have admitted to hate it...
Q: Where did the general hide his armies?

A: In his sleevies!!!!

YAY! Ok bye.