Kitty Likes To Scratch

Apparently getting on blogger yesterday was a performance of an illegal action.

Yesterday was dumb. I was supposed to work 12 hours, but I called in, and this is why... Sunday night I went to bed pretty early (10ish), falling asleep soon thereafter. The next thing I know it's 12:30 and I'm sweating and crying uncontrollably. I had the most fucked up nightmare ever. And even if I tried to explain it, no one would really get why it was so frightening, and honestly I don't either. But it was so crazy that I had to wake up Cindy and discuss it with her and then make phone calls to random people, hoping that it would calm me down so that I could go back to bed. But it didn't work. I stayed up until 5am, when I had to be up at 6. But in that one hour of incredibly light sleep, I had a dream that I was having some steamy affair with Dave Walsh. Too bad it didn't come earlier in the night. :) So needless to say, I didn't get nearly enough sleep to have a productive work day. So I did nothing. Oh but I did successfully hook up my DVD player and watched the never-before-seen music video for Superman on the 8 Mile DVD. Hot. Had a running contest to see how many times I could make Cindy laugh while her mouth was full. I even resorted to mooning her while she had listerine in her mouth. Gwenevere came inside from playing in the back yard, with a cigarette butt in her mouth. A lot more amusing than Lance with his binky. Bad ass. Got a really nice surprise in the mail from Liz. You're the best! It's great knowing that people are thinking about you. If I had money right now, all of you would get a card from me, saying how great you all are and how lucky I am to know you guys.
Last night went to Wal-mart to get face wash. One of the workers called me "kid". Stupid Bitch. Went home and watched some movies. One of my friends let me borrow this DVD boxset. They are spoofs of major motion pictures done by people's thumbs. Last night I watched Thumb Wars, Thumbtanic, and Bat Thumb. Pretty damn funny.
So can someone tell me if Chris is still alive or did his plane definitely crash? He never updates anymore and I'm getting worried.
Let's see, my plan for today are: to whine about being bored, take a couple naps, and eat Elaina's fruit snacks and Cocoa Pebbles cereal. Mwahahaha.