A Deer Does Not Have A Fucking Dorsal Fin

Not much, since my last post. The Blair Thumb is one of the funniest filmettes ever!!!! It's nice to see that Chris is still alive. Good Luck to Liz and JD on their ninja assassin test! Go look at the non-engagement pictures on Dustin's journal thingie, they're adorable.
Anyway...

Ten Things I Learned In College:

1) It doesn't matter how much you try to suck up to and joke with a professor. They will still call you sarcastic and write you up and make you go to the Dean.

2) No matter how much a professor tells you to switch majors because of your "tude," stay with it and tell them to kiss your white ass. Stupid Bitch(es)!

3) The long papers, all-nighters, stupid professors, early classes... It's all worth it in the end!

4) Friends are extremley important. You may think you can replace them with stupid people that just pretend to be your friend, but you can't. They either want ass or want to be your drinking buddy. They never come through for you and are never there when you truly need them. If I didn't know in the back of my head that you all were there for me, I would be a greeter at Wal-mart right now.

5) Your priorties should always hold the highest priority. Sometimes you just have to worry about yourself.

6) People assume that if you are a nursing student, that you can sew up their I-fell-off-a-barstool-when-someone-punched-me (actually threw their self off the barstool when suddenly waking up from a deep sleep at the bar)-cracked-open-nappy-head while sitting in your bathtub eventhough you have company. And you know that bitch fucking wrecked my old car! Damn you!

7) Not letting anyone take the credit of "putting you through school" when they never wanted to lift a pinky until a month before graduation. Know that it is always a better feeling when you can say that you did this on your own without having to give out credit for your own accomplishments.

8) Don't let your advisor tell you that you will not have any problems at all taking 18 credit hours while working. It's a fucking nightmare. Smack them right in the face.

9) Always keep in mind that shit does happen, even if you don't have time for it.

10) Long Islands are evil! Unless Stacey and Liz are with you.

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