IS YOU IS, OR IS YOU AIN'T

Looks like I am going to San Antonio for Spring Break. Pretty fucked up considering that I swore I would never go to Texas after seeing all the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies. I think I will be fine. It will be my first time flying by myself. And wondering around whatever airport I get stuck in for how many ever hours by myself. It will be an adventure. Or how my mother referred to it..."Aw you are such a big girl!"

I tried to sign on to AOL earlier and it said that my account had been temporarily secured due to an account contract violation. I had to answer a bunch of trick questions and then change my password. Finally after about 30 minutes, it let me on. But then I got two immediate instant messages, both from screennames I had never seen. One said "you pervert" and the other "You emailed me, do i know you?" So Im guessing that someone got my password and reaked havoc through AOL. I deleted the IM's just in case it was a trap. So that sucked.

Decided that I am going to get drunker than a bitch this weekend. Like vomit-drunk. Well maybe not that drunk. How about dance like a retard and not care-drunk.

It's beautiful outside. And I got off early from work today. I think I will call around and start up a frisbee game. Yayerr.

Liz. good luck on your visitor this weekend! Stacey good luck with whatever job you eventually end up working at.

I have become rather addicted to saying a certain racial slur. It has totally taken over my vocabulary. And it is never towards the race that it is typically used towards. It's just a word that has become a replacement for every noun or pronoun that comes out of my mouth. While I find it terribly hilarrrrious, others probably don't. So if I think you won't find it as funny as I do to turn a horrible word into something utterly amusing, then you probably won't here me say it. Or hear me replace random words in a song with it. Or call my coworkers it. Or use it as a greeting to answer my phone. Just needed to get that off my chest.

Well fuck...I think we just had an earthquake. The whole house shook and I got thrown out of my chair. That was fucking crazy. Just called my dad, he thinks that I just fell asleep at the computer and woke up too fast. Fast enough to throw myself on the floor.

Turns out that I have to pay $1 for my state taxes this year. How stupid. I have had to pay $3 for the past two years. At least that seems a little more meaningful.

Well I better go.
Ego Amo Te Puers