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Favorite internet site? talklikeapirate.com
Blogs: indulgent or informative? Both
Dark or milk chocolate? milk
Fave fruit? tomatoes
Fave restaurant? La Chareada
Fave dessert? anything chocolate
How do you order your steak cooked? pink in the middle, whatever that's called.
Bath or shower? Usually showers.
Have you bathed with anyone? yes
Favorite place on earth? haven't found it yet.
Favorite feature about yourself (physical)? my hands
Favorite feature about yourself (mental)? growing strength
Name anything you haven’t tried that you want to. Move out of the state.
Name something you will never do. sky dive
Favorite name for a girl? Avah, Adah
Favorite name for a boy? Michael, Gabriel, Lucas, Gary (HAHA)
What was the last thing to absolutely amuse the shit out of you? Finding out that my sisiter just got grounded for a month for flipping off the cat.
List 5 uses for ice. 1)reduce swelling 2)make things cold 3)suck on 4) chew on 5) skate on.
Was there a moment in your life when things could’ve gone two completely different ways? What was it? Yes, when I fucked up a whole year of school and was really close to just giving up.
What is one trait you definitely get from your mother? quick temper
What is one trait you definitely get from your father? everything else, eyebrows
Would you rather have more intelligence, looks, or humor? intelligence
If you could give one thing to one person, what would it be? Why? I would give my dad the world for everything he has done for me (well that's more than one thing). I would give myself more Lortab, cause I wanna die.
If you were an animal, what would you be? a fish
Passions: funny or sucking? BOTH
Favorite place to be kissed? Neck. Back.
What is your porn name (first pet + maternal grandma’s maiden name)? Humphrey Thomas
What is your drag queen name (middle name + street you live on)? Elizabeth East Illinois
Trogdor vs. Godzilla : who would win? Trogdor
Meal you most frequently cook when you’re at home alone? salad or turkey sandwich
Favorite ice cream flavor? Ben N Jerry's Fish Food
Ideal date? Octember 35th
If you hadn’t chosen your current major/job, what would’ve been your second choice? Third? Cosmatologist, floral arrangement, outdoor cooking.
How many roommates (not family members) have you had? Who were they? (3) - Ginger, Cheyenne, Jennifer
What would your ideaL vacation be? Going anywhere with an ocean. Not being on my period. No more than 3-4 people.
Where would you most like a gift certificate from? Pier 1 Imports, Bed Bath & Beyond, Target.
Favorite sno cone flavor? strawberry
Favorite carnival food? egg rolls, chocolate covered banana, potato soup in a bread bowl at the Fall Festival
Fave breakfast cereal? cinnamon toast crunch, golden grahams
How do you like your eggs? over medium.
Skim or 2% milk? skim
Pulp or no pulp? pulp
Favorite Dinner? Spaghetti
Macintosh or Windows? Windows
Fave fabric softener? Downy
Fave brand of undies? Victoria's Secret
Fave hair dye brand and name? whatever
Fave shampoo? pantene pro-v
Fave toothpaste? Crest whitening
Do you have a signature scent? prob not
Fave bath and body works scent? strawberries and champagne
Antibacterial soap (yes or no)? YES
Fave article of clothing? my silver jeans (brand, not color) I wear them all the time.
top 5 dvds you own? 1)Blair Thumb (Matt took it back, so I guess I don't own it). 2) Spirited Away 3) 8 mile 4) Karaoke party 5) don't have any more.
top 5 cds you own? 1) Tori Amos - little earthquakes 2) boys for pele 3)under the pink 4) Tool - aemina 5)Incubus - science
what position do you sleep in? on left side, fetus style
how often do you wash your hair? everyday
Fave brand/type of condoms? Trojan spermicidally lubricated
Top 5 people you wish you were closer/still close to? no comment
Worst 5 things about you? I'm insecure,strange,scared, sarcastic, never forget.
Best 5 things about you? I'm motivated, organized, my hair, motherly, always forgive.
Biggest turnoff? bodily noises
Biggest turnon? dark hair, dark eyes, long eyelashes, hilarious
Do you have a list of places where you want to have sex?
top 5 from the sex list? car, park (grass, flowers), beach (water,sand), kitchen table, anywhere while on Lortab.
Books or movies? Movies, probably.
Music or tv to fall asleep? TV
Morning or night person? depends
Perfect # of hours of sleep to function best? 7
What makes you happiest? having time to clean out my drawers and closet and painting my toenails. having someone take care of me when I'm not feeling well.
Fave guilty pleasure? Ludacris, Eminem, (old) No Doubt
Fave fantasy career? Cruiseline Nurse
cat or dog person? both
is the glass half empty or half full? half empty
worst fear? getting old, heights, bridges, leaving my father alone
any near death experiences? probably
any ghost sightings? i think so
are you good with kids? yep
are you good with adults? a lot better than I used to be
beer or wine? wine (soleo or riunite)
is super troopers funny? yes
thread count of your sheets? no clue
do you like ethnic food? some
spicy or mild? spicy
are you a good driver or no? yes
is Gap overpriced? nah
do you get along with your parents? always with my dad. it has taken a lot of work with my mom. As much as I hate to admit it, I think we are just too much alike.
your siblings? yes
what's your worst habit? smoking
summer or winter? neither
mountains or ocean? ocean (never really seen the mountains)
sugar or salt? both
laugh or cry? laugh
do you know any good jokes? MY FAVORITE
Q: Where did the general hide his armies?
A: In his sleevies.
best pickup line? Used on me(didn't work): Nice ass, can I wear it as a hat?
fave nail polish color? the color I'm wearing now on my toes. It looks green from one angle, blue and purple from other angles.
are you gorgeous or just cute? I dunno
what's your purpose in life? Be the first person in my family to go to college and graduate. Be the first female to live past the age of 19 without getting pregnant.
what superhero do you most identify with? Thundar the Barbarian
what's the most attractive part of the opposite sex's body? eyes, ass, neck, hands, arms.
should sex mean something or everything? something
fave book? Precious Moments Bible
fave cartoon character? Meatwad
wheat or white bread? white