Are you a moron in a cage?
No?
MORON ON THE LOOSE!
MORON ON THE LOOSE!

Yeah so once again I get on here thinking that I have a lot to write about, but I can't think of a damn thing to say.

Hung out with Liz, JD, and Mike on Saturday. Went to the Casino. Lost fucking $6. Mother Fuckers!!! Then came back home with everyone to play with my puggies. Oh yeah Dad and Cindy went out of town this past weekend to go to the Brickyard Race thing (yeah I know). And I didn't want to stay home with the boys, so I leave. I thought I had put the fear of God in them by threatening to call my uncle if I found out that they or their minor friends even thought about drinking in my house. Well I come home with everybody after going to the casino to find my house fucking trashed. Beer bottles, beer cans, empty gallons of liquor, wine coolers, cigarette butts and pot seeds. Someone also ate my fucking pizza that I got from Una Tu's. Cindy's daughter was there and made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, left the ingredients on the counter and the jelly covered crust on the dining room table. For some reason that pissed me off more than anything. I mean my grandma made the fucking jelly, it needs to be refrigerated after it's opened. Who are these fucking people? So after Liz, Mike, and JD left, I stayed up until 6 am scrubbing mud out of the carpets and picking up beer bottles. Then I woke up at 10am and cleaned up until I had to go to work at 3pm. I know... I should have left it there for them to clean up. But I couldn't. Oh also Eli (one of the twins) had his girlfriend in my dad's bed all night. Ah...brings back memories. Turns out that my uncle was there the whole time and even partied with them for a little while.

Hung out with Mike and Keith on Monday. Went to Texas Roadhouse and Fox and the Hound. And here is my drink list for the night...
* two rum and pineapple juice slushies
* two strawberry margaretards
* long island iced tea
* cranberry and vodka
* 2 red-headed slut shots
* multiple gulps of ronrico rum and yukon jack (my dad says its whiskey)
How in the fuck did I not throw up everywhere?

Saw Nate at the bar and he filled me in on a recent convo he had with Matt... (yeah he was also there)

Matt: So you have seen Cook around? (yeah what a dick!)
Nate: No she's pretty busy, blah blah blah.
Matt: Yeah well good, she's hella lame!

He seriously used "hella" in a serious conversation. Well then he called I think the next day... "I want my fucking DVD's back." So he come's over and I'm all..."So what's your fucking problem, that's why I wanted to be civil so you wouldn't think you had to talk shit about me to my friends." He's all, "Well I'm still in love with you and I can't get you out of my head and it pisses me off when I see you." Damn right it does. Motha fucka.

Ok backing up a little bit... I come home from going out with Mike and K and Cindy stops me at the door... "You will not believe what you missed last night." Apparently she got her sons drunk (whatever) and they had some girls over. Brian (the other twin) had this one girl over that he has been "talking to." Well it ends up that she realized that she liked Aden (oldest son)more. Cindy walked in on them humping under a blanket on the couch after they thought everyone had gone to sleep. Turns out that she was 17. Who knows how to spell "statuatory?" Wait I don't think I spelled it right. Oh well you know what I mean. Funny comments the next morning after Cindy told everybody (Aden still sleeping on couch minus girl):
Brian: Dude, Aden get up!
Brandon (kid's friend) :No, he doesn't want us to see the 2 year old that he's hiding underneath the covers.

Dad(walking into the room): He is still sleeping?
Brain: Yeah he's trying to sleep the Chlamydia off!

I LOVE IT!

Since then? not really anything. Went to work today. It's my 2nd day out of orientation, meaning that I'm totally on my own. Scariest thing: I thought one of my patients was having a heart attack. He's okay though.

Well im gonna expire.
I'm out.