Ok I have a lot of very important funny news, so hold on while I build up to it....

Yesterday, went to clinicals and puked a bunch, so they made me sit in the back room and watch CNN for six hours. Ugh, I wanna spit. I hate the war, I hate the thought of what is going to happen after the war, and I hate that the war coverage has replaced Passions. Anyway, so later that night I go to the drag show and get there kinda early, so i help Stacey slick back her hair with this gross milky sticky green stuff. And then proceed to find a seat in the front row so I can make stupid faces at the people I know. So a couple sets go by and then they have a couple contests. And Nick called me up for one. The object of the game was to how fast we could put a condom on a dildo.So I get some cheers and some claps and Stacey yells some lude things at me about "girrrrrrl I KNOW you can do this"... and so on. All of a sudden I thought I was at Club Paradise, being followed around by the DJ with a cordless microphone. And...I Won. Kinda embarrasing. My reward was Chocolate Raspberry Lube. Yummy yummy. So if anybody wants it, let me know. Because sadly enough, it will go unused. Toni? Liz? Anyway so Stacey and Kyle enter the stage for their tribute to Moulin Rouge. Everything is going great until Stacey performs a dramatic jump off the stage. I go over there to tip them (yes we were encouraged to tip) and Stacey is laying on the ground and Kyle is all "Stacey, get up, no really, get up." So the music is stopped and Stacey is helped to the back of the room. Before I get too much further, I would just like to mention that Zack is the ugliest woman I have ever seen. Sorry, but it had to be said. Anyway so the shows goes on until Kyle comes up to me and says, "hey Stacey needs to go the emergency room." So about an hour later, Stace (still with hair slicked back) and I (so making fun of her) are in the ER and realize that we hadn't gotten ahold of Chris yet. So I call and this is one the funniest phone conversations I have had in awhile...
A: "hey Chris"
C: "What's up?"
A: "Um we're in the Emergency Room"
C: "What? What happened"
A: "Stacey fucked up her leg" (in an unamused voice)
C: "Aw damn, what hospital?"
A: "St. Mary's"
C: "Ok cool, well I might swing by"
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAH, Does anyone else think this is funny as shit. He might swing by? Like it's our Thursday night hang out. Well Stace and I thought it was pretty fucking funny.

Anyway. So I hope she is okay, cause I had to leave around 10 , but I waited until Stacey's posse showed up for support; including Toni, Dustin (not until after stopping at Taco John's. Rock!), Jeremy, and Kyle (still in full makeup).Sorry that I couldn't stay sweetie :(. I had to be at clinicals this morning at 6:30. In which they sent me home 10 minutes after I got there because "I looked like shit."

Well I better go. I just wanted to inform you guys on what you missed. And whoever told her to break a leg is getting a severe ass beating!!!! Oh I would also like to mention that I was seconds away from peeing on myself after reading Liz's blog. Just something about visualizing JD's hair cut(s) and the fart noises. It just struck a funny chord, I guess.