Learn To Swim

First off, I would just like to get something off my chest...

If your name rhymes with Fatt Querridge, this is for you...

You are a piece of trash.
You will never again live a happy life or have a fulfilling relationship.
You are a alcoholic and will live with your parents for the rest of your life.
You don't care about anybody but yourself.
I get sick to my stomach when I hear your name and when I think of all the time I wasted on you.
You will never do anything with your life.
You are a liar and a cheater, and I can't wait until it comes around to you.
You are disgusting.
I hope you suffer, you stupid mother fucker.
And if your name rhymes with Belly Beaton....
You can have him.
You can put as much effort and money in it as you want.
You can clean him up everytime he pisses on himself.
He only wants you for a piece of ass.
Just know that you were warned.

Well shit, I feel much better!